Funny stuff :
Things that kids know all to well:
No matter how hard you try, you can't get a cat to go swimming.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister {Or brother} hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Things that adults have learned:
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber -- not the joy.
Things about succses:
At age 4 success is ... not peeing in your pants
At age 12 success is ... having friends.
At age 16 success is ... having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is ... having sex.
At age 35 success is ... having money.
At age 50 success is ... having money.
At age 60 success is ... having sex.
At age 70 success is ... having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is.... having friends.
At age 80 success is ... not peeing in your pants
